tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58434107354799804802012-02-16T09:59:47.151-05:00Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01865887667961899105noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5843410735479980480.post-57746115550256754842011-01-07T18:56:00.002-05:002011-01-07T23:31:39.351-05:00<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I went to Knicker's XY today and got a shave and a haircut.&nbsp; So relaxing.&nbsp; It felt so nice I didn't even care that the the very talkative barber was scraping my throat with a sharp, straight edged razor while he excitedly talked about flipping houses, who the cooks were in his family, the difference between the East Side and West Side and other subjects.&nbsp; I kept hoping he'd quit talking but barbers and dentists seem doomed and determined to mindlessly talk to you while you are strapped in their chairs, rocked back into a wildly vulnerable position and unable to resist.</span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">It seems vaguely sub/dom which is one reason I don't like it considering the looks of my barbers and dentists.&nbsp; All I want is a good maintenance proceedure but I start getting clammy thinking that any minute the guy and going to start saying, "Like it?&nbsp; Like it?&nbsp; You know you like it..." and go downhill from there.</span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">I make a mental note to myself to find out if my sister knows anything about cutting hair and curse myself for not flossing more often.</span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">"Like it Bitch?"</span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">"Not really.&nbsp; Please crank this damn chair up and let me get the HELL out of here before you have to do a Perp Walk on the news tonight."</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5843410735479980480-5774611555025675484?l=letsdothetwist.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Randyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01865887667961899105noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5843410735479980480.post-55761600091294592182010-05-19T11:49:00.000-04:002010-05-19T17:32:14.025-04:00Thanks for viewing my blog.&nbsp; 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